So you want a kitty.
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Cats tend to have wildly varied personalities, but there are a few things that almost every cat I've had has done.
lady_black_cat take heed.
1. Kisses - When a cat touches their face to yours.
2. NASCAR - When the cat races around the house at high speeds.
3. Death from above - When a cat jumps on you from above in an attempt to get you to play.
4. Tracking - Leaving kitty litter everywhere because its caught between their toes.
5. Y helo thar - A sudden cold nose on an exposed body part or a head poked under a blanket.
6. WTF you doin? - The look a cat gives you when you nearly trip over them.
7. OMGWTF! - The look a cat gives you when they are successful at tripping you up.
8. Mine now - What they're saying when they mark something (including you) as theirs.
9. Slut - What your cat thinks of you when you smell like any pet that isn't them.
10. YAY! - A clean litterbox.
11. I hate you! - A dirty litterbox.
12. TeeHee! - How your cat feels when they get onto something they're not allowed to be on(shelves, aquariums, counters...).
13. Ohshit - Your cat's reaction to being discovered in the act of #12.
14. WHOO HOO! - Catnip.
15. Wry you do dis? - The look Ginger gave me when she almost accidentally took a shower with me.
16. Hey! I was playing with that! - The look I was given after confiscating a live beetle the girls had caught.
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1. Kisses - When a cat touches their face to yours.
2. NASCAR - When the cat races around the house at high speeds.
3. Death from above - When a cat jumps on you from above in an attempt to get you to play.
4. Tracking - Leaving kitty litter everywhere because its caught between their toes.
5. Y helo thar - A sudden cold nose on an exposed body part or a head poked under a blanket.
6. WTF you doin? - The look a cat gives you when you nearly trip over them.
7. OMGWTF! - The look a cat gives you when they are successful at tripping you up.
8. Mine now - What they're saying when they mark something (including you) as theirs.
9. Slut - What your cat thinks of you when you smell like any pet that isn't them.
10. YAY! - A clean litterbox.
11. I hate you! - A dirty litterbox.
12. TeeHee! - How your cat feels when they get onto something they're not allowed to be on(shelves, aquariums, counters...).
13. Ohshit - Your cat's reaction to being discovered in the act of #12.
14. WHOO HOO! - Catnip.
15. Wry you do dis? - The look Ginger gave me when she almost accidentally took a shower with me.
16. Hey! I was playing with that! - The look I was given after confiscating a live beetle the girls had caught.
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:12 am (UTC)And really? Are the cats really well-behaved when I'm there? I had no idea. I wonder how the cats would've behaved if they didn't like me?
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Date: 2008-02-29 12:16 pm (UTC)If they didn't like you they wouldn't interact with you at all. But they do like you so they treat you like any other member of the family, you're just not here when they go crazy.