ann_tiger

"Yeah, I had one of those witch books once, I read two pages then threw it out."

WTF?


But really he should have kept it, it might have had a passage on how soap is your friend. The only time I've ever come close to smelling that kind of body odor, was in a locker room during 90 degree weather, and even that was nothing compared to that man's BO miasma.

I used to think that perfume clouds were bad... I was wrong.


But I found my Flying Spaghetti Monster book.

AAAARRRRRRGGG