Arrrrrrggggghhh! Oh look, a meme!

Dearest Brighthouse, as soon as I'm no longer living in a place where you are the sole allowed cable/phone/internet provider I'm switching back to fucking Verizon. In four years I've never had half the crappy service and downed 'net access with them, that you've given me in the last four months two days! With Verizon I had to set up my own DSL, I didn't have to go back and fix the crappy job that your "trained maintenance personnel" botched. Also, this on for a minute off for hours shit needs to stop, do you know when verizon goes out? When there is a category 3 hurricane directly overhead, because thats when everything goes out.

( A questions meme, oooh ahhhhh! )