So you want a kitty.
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ann_tigerCats tend to have wildly varied personalities, but there are a few things that almost every cat I've had has done. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lady_black_cat take heed.
1. Kisses - When a cat touches their face to yours.
2. NASCAR - When the cat races around the house at high speeds.
3. Death from above - When a cat jumps on you from above in an attempt to get you to play.
4. Tracking - Leaving kitty litter everywhere because its caught between their toes.
5. Y helo thar - A sudden cold nose on an exposed body part or a head poked under a blanket.
6. WTF you doin? - The look a cat gives you when you nearly trip over them.
7. OMGWTF! - The look a cat gives you when they are successful at tripping you up.
8. Mine now - What they're saying when they mark something (including you) as theirs.
9. Slut - What your cat thinks of you when you smell like any pet that isn't them.
10. YAY! - A clean litterbox.
11. I hate you! - A dirty litterbox.
12. TeeHee! - How your cat feels when they get onto something they're not allowed to be on(shelves, aquariums, counters...).
13. Ohshit - Your cat's reaction to being discovered in the act of #12.
14. WHOO HOO! - Catnip.
15. Wry you do dis? - The look Ginger gave me when she almost accidentally took a shower with me.
16. Hey! I was playing with that! - The look I was given after confiscating a live beetle the girls had caught.
lady_black_cat take heed.1. Kisses - When a cat touches their face to yours.
2. NASCAR - When the cat races around the house at high speeds.
3. Death from above - When a cat jumps on you from above in an attempt to get you to play.
4. Tracking - Leaving kitty litter everywhere because its caught between their toes.
5. Y helo thar - A sudden cold nose on an exposed body part or a head poked under a blanket.
6. WTF you doin? - The look a cat gives you when you nearly trip over them.
7. OMGWTF! - The look a cat gives you when they are successful at tripping you up.
8. Mine now - What they're saying when they mark something (including you) as theirs.
9. Slut - What your cat thinks of you when you smell like any pet that isn't them.
10. YAY! - A clean litterbox.
11. I hate you! - A dirty litterbox.
12. TeeHee! - How your cat feels when they get onto something they're not allowed to be on(shelves, aquariums, counters...).
13. Ohshit - Your cat's reaction to being discovered in the act of #12.
14. WHOO HOO! - Catnip.
15. Wry you do dis? - The look Ginger gave me when she almost accidentally took a shower with me.
16. Hey! I was playing with that! - The look I was given after confiscating a live beetle the girls had caught.
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Date: 2008-02-29 02:10 pm (UTC)I was infuriated when Kali stole my ipod and ate the headphones. But one time when I was sick she climbed into bed with me and started purring, of course she then climbed onto my back and sat down right between my shoulder blades. Damn cat. XD
*We'd had indoor cats before, but after Gato gave me an interesting scar above my eye as a toddler he went to go live with a family friend and we stopped having house cats.